SUNDAY FAMILY WALK, KINDA?

Greetings from the MOULTON'S!!!
Since Kelli is busy with Haddyn, I thought that I would try my hand at this. My words will be much less poetic, but since I graduated from Teton High School--where English was a foreign language--what do you expect.
Today, Sunday, Kelli, Haddyn and I decided to go for our traditional Sunday walk. However, this Sunday was a bit different. To give a bit of background, this is my "HOG." The HOG is built purely for speed and performance, and has been patently awaiting its debut to actually show off the tremendous advantage it has to most other 2 wheeled machines. I purchased the HOG a year ago, during a short lived mid-life crisis. Most of the miles put on the fine tuned machine have been me walking, running, and panting along side of it. During this time of growth, I discovered a new unimaginable side of myself.
1. I am not a mechanic--nor can I tell how much gas is in a tank--since a majority of my problems have been lack of the precious $4 formula.
2. Our neighbors do not like me, since the HOG is in no way road worthy I must use the parking lot as a drag strip.
3. My vocabulary has grown to encompass many 4 letter words--besides OUCH!!!
Back to our walk...
It is still a mystery how Kelli and I get along, she is very much into physical fitness--I on the other hand find too much physical activity leaves me winded and out of breath--two things I don't like. Since going on a walk meant both of these would be involved, I chose to ride the HOG since it has been in peak riding condition and might not stay this way for very long. We had a great outing and I enjoyed my self not having to walk beside it even once.
On a side note if any would like to join my biker gang the "wind piglets" please feel free. I love to just get out on the highway and open up the throttle and ride, get some wind in my hair and smell the exhaust.